Happy Holley 4-barrel Holidazes, Y'all!
Updated: 2022-12-25 08:25:00
. , Sunday , December 25, 2022 Happy Holley 4-barrel Holidazes , Y'all Groan , he's at it again . In wh at’s now become a yearly tradition here on No Fenders . Where your Humble Scribe Tomaso tortures Y’all with his witty repartee of his version of poetry from a much overused theme , Hya As Merry Festimus' Y'all , from Ye Mystical Isle O Nofendersville , a Happy , Joyous , Contented piece O Wind Swept Barren Rock , Somewheres' on thou Oregonian Coast between Winchester Bay and Cape Perpetua , R-R-R' Mateys Although it's another somewhat Blue , Blue Christmas , since unfortunately that Fine Kuhnaidiun' Lass Claire's No longer with us . Not to mention Ye Rhythm Professor , thou one N only Neil Peart , or Sadly Pixie the Wonderdog , Wuf Wuf Betcha thought I was gonna Roll with Ol Elvis's